Prime Minister

If I were Prime Minister of Canada
I would abolish the position and ask
the people of this big wide country
to elected the following good people
seven men and seven wise woman
move the offices to Winnipeg and
definitely get rid of the pig trough

If I were prime minister of Canada
I would abandon all political parties
Ban gambling  insert voting boxes
Ask the opinion of the people weekly
to vote on ten important policy matters
all the people of Canada to be heard
in every prison and  mental hospital

If I were prime minister of Canada
I would close all banks immediately
Open all bank accounts and count
difference between rich and poor
give the difference over depending
on the level of corruption dollars
earned by greed theft and war

If I were prime minister I would
ban all cards made of plastic
give every Canadian a house
free travel and a solar run car
trains buses and planes no cash
schools would be free and dentists

If I wear prime minister I would
educated every young person free
provide wages for the sick and old
pay mothers to raise their children
provide free daycare to every mum
give her the opportunity to rest
once a month put her feet up

If I were prime minister I would
ban all police weapons immediately
even their silly handcuffs and batons
teach them non violence in college
change the color of their uniform
to white yes a lovely white vibration
ban all Tim Horton's donuts stores
ban sugar and junk food everywhere


If I wear prime minister I would invite
every disgruntled American up here
then tell Washington we are boss now
change the whole name to Turtle Island
wipe out that annoying border and declare
the whole country to be a first nation land
design a Turtle Island flag and pow wow

If I were prime minister every person
in this country would be grinning from
ear to ear and dancing down the road
No longer called Canidiots  behind backs


If I were in the council of Turtle Island
The children would be consulted always
In fact I would ask them to design a flag
to reflect this grandmother land of theirs
Put a polar bear or the flag and an eagle
Change the colors to the four sacred ones
red and white yellow and black to connect

If I were council of mother earth here
I would bring back the buffalo to the plains
ban all destroying  of the  lakes rivers streams
All digging into our mother earth anywhere
lead the world in peace studies non violence
solar power wind power and silent engines
then we could all dance the universal peace