I tried to be Canadain

Yes I tried to be Canadian and failed
I took lessons read books and listened
Be polite say yes please thanks you
have a nice day and what else talk
oh yes talk about what what is there to say
I just do not know how to be boring
how to carry on a civil conversation
of nothingness no passion no laughs
I know I have failed I should resign
Why try to fit into a pair of awkward shoes